Champion3600
@riccardoriva3600
The bartender is skeptical and asks the dog, "What's your name?" The dog replies, "Fido!" The bartender, intrigued, asks, "How do you live long?"
The dog says, "Exercise, eat healthily, and don't drink alcohol!"
The bartender is impressed and says, "Wow, fantastic!"
And the dog adds, "And above all, avoid going to a bar!"
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